Bobby Salazar’s Salsa
Polling Place
This Bobby Salazar Salsa Polling Place, sometimes referred to as “this Bobby Salazar Polling Station,” is open year-round, 24/7 so you can participate in the best-tasting democracy the interdisciplinary marriage of voting and salsa has to offer.
PROPOSITION #1: Favorite Salsa
PROPOSITION #2: Gunslinging Salsa
PROPOSITION #3: Vote On Yourself With This Bobby Salazar’s Salsa Personality Test
If you didn’t realize that clicking on the introspective woman looking in the mirror would take you to the personality test, don’t worry: we give you another chance with the photo of the introspective man looking into the mirror.
If you didn’t realize that clicking on the introspective woman or man looking in the mirror would take you to the personality test, don’t worry: we give you another chance with the photo of the introspective kitten looking into the mirror.
Thank you for doing your civic duty. And please do it again, as soon as possible. The only limit to your voice in Bobby Salazar’s Salsa-style democracy is Wi-Fi access on your device and democracy in your heart.
Take a chip and dip into your favorite—or most gunslinging—Bobby Salazar’s Salsa knowing that you are civically responsible. ***Pat On The Back Sold Separately***