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Rather than a restrictive one-size-fits-all approach to heaven that some competitors might lure you in with, we offer a range (albeit limited) of options to best fit your heavenly needs.
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Eternal (Sweet) Livin'
Sweet ✳︎ Livin' ✳︎ Heaven ✳︎ VIP Access ✳︎ Eternal (Sweet) Livin'
Club Member
Like life insurance but better, because it actually benefits the person insured: you. As an active member upon death, you gain general access to heaven along with all of the associated benefits (except what is beyond the velvet ropes in the VIP section).
VIP Member
Unlock a higher level of access to heaven by upgrading to our VIP membership. Enjoy all the perks of a club member, plus additional VIP events and other corners of heaven that will be roped off to good people who did get into heaven, but were a little too cheap in this world to pay for the VIP membership that allows for VIP treatment in heaven. In other words, be better than good: be very important.
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Take a small sip of heaven right now* from this Sweet Livin’ mug.
*By right now, we mean after you order, after the mug is made, after it is shipped to you, and after you make the heavenly drink that will go in the mug. This mug is made after you order it to reduce overproduction and waste, which may factor in to you getting into heaven.
“Clouds are just clouds—until you have a ticket to heaven*.”
*At which point the clouds become part of your landscaping, which is covered by the HOA fees you have already paid through your above membership plan.
—Common** Heavenly Saying
**In Heaven
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Maybe the above packages aren’t rich enough for your blood (and bank account). We totally understand that and are prepared to take even more of your unused money to help you secure an even sweeter heavenly experience (in heaven, not necessarily here on earth). As such, we have also design custom heavenly experiences. Just fill out the form, pay a bunch of money, wait till you die, and enjoy the fruits of your foresight.
Tailor Your Heavenly Needs
“You can never be overdressed or overeducated.”
— Oscar Wilde
If you think this desk is nice, you are right; but wait until you see the desks waiting for you in heaven (especially if you invest in the VIP package)!
“Communication was top-notch and the final outcome was even better than I could have ever imagined. Heaven has a been a blast, a great all-around experience. I recommend the VIP package. I have taken my wife on some great dates recently. I think she actually loves me now and has stopped fantasizing obsessively about Brad Pitt, at least until he dies and comes to heaven (if he has also invested in the VIP package). The backstage passes have been so cool.”
-Future Former Customer“Got some sweet [livin’] box seats I could have never afforded while still alive. The food was great!”
- Another Future Former Customer“Went on a dream vacation to an exotic foreign island and got to bypass the long airport security lines that foolish non-members were waiting in.”
- Yet Another Future Former Customer
Frequently Asked Questions
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Membership typically includes access to our full library of digital content—videos, courses, resources, and any new material we release while you're subscribed.
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When you purchase any of our content options, you'll create an account. From your account, you'll be able to access any content that you've purchased, manage your personal information, and more.
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Definitely. You can switch plans, upgrade, or make changes to your membership anytime.
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Yes! We’re always expanding the library with fresh content, tools, and updates to keep your learning and inspiration going strong.
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Memberships are flexible and can be canceled at any time from your account. You’ll retain access through the end of your current billing cycle.
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You can reach us anytime via our contact page or email. We aim to respond quickly—usually within one business day.