It seemed like most of society had forgotten about the gunslinging movies The Longest Yard and The Longest Yard.

And then Brandon Sorsby started gambling nonstop.

At which point, most of society still seems to have forgotten about the gunslinging movies The Longest Yard and The Longest Yard.

But we haven’t.

In a world of highly-competitive and highly-profitable sports where stinky moral transgressions can be wiped away with winning as quick as a simple swipe of sweet-smelling sport deodorant to the sweaty armpit (citation: Madden, John, 1996, All Madden: Hey, I'm Talking Pro Football), where integrity of humans has little value, the integrity of the game means everything.

Those NFL teams salivating over the right arm of Brandon Sorsby would be well-advised to watch one of The Longest Yard movies (no need to watch both as the they are kind of the same thing), just as the Cleveland Browns would have been well-advised to watch Draft Day and take the lead of Kevin Costner to avoid making some of the same real-life NFL Draft mistakes cautioned against in the film.

But unlike the football world, who should be cautious of Sorsby, the gunslinging world embraces this type of risky risk-your-multimillion-set-for-life-football-career-to-bet-pitches-on-a-meaningless-regular-season-baseball-game behavior.

If Sorsby is able to combine gambling with on-field success, like the Great Gunslingers of Old, he could find himself on one of these Prestigious Polls along with the greats, at the (poker) table with the Shohei Ohtanis, the Pete Roses, and the “Shoeless” Joe Jacksons.

For now, he will have to be satisfied with his role of helping to elevate The Longest Yard (Both Both the Movies & the Actual Longest Yard Out There Gunslinging Enough To Be Longer Than Any Other Yard) to this very special Special Gunslinging Award that earns The Longest Yard (Both Both the Movies & the Actual Longest Yard Out There Gunslinging Enough To Be Longer Than Any Other Yard) not only this very special Special Award, but also the coveted spot on the Top 25 Gunslinger ballots forever.